How can you possible ever top something like this? Especially when the man's birthday happens to be two days after mine, I don't work well under pressure! So, you can't. But you can at least do something with a different (and harder to give orders to, I should point out) species.
Read that to the tune of 'Happy Birthday Lisa' and have a great day, bro.
And that's enough mushy cuteness, y'all go back to celebrating the macrocosmick manifestation of Satan by listening to Inquisition now, run along.